My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
what is it about high socks that are so nice? they are just….socks…that are tall…but they are so nice. what is this? im afraid and aroused
u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
• a transphobic woman is not a feminist
• a racist woman is not a feminist
• a homophobic woman is not a feminist
• exclusionary feminism is not feminism
IMAGINE BIOLUMINESCENT MERMAIDS
IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER ANIMALS
IMAGINE WHALE SIZED MERMAIDS IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE
IMAGINE TINY TROPICAL SEAHORSE MERMAIDS
IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SCALES ALL OVER THEIR BODIES
IMAGINE SHARK MERMAIDS HUNTING WITH ACTUAL SHARKS
IMAGINE MERMAIDS THAT USE THEIR COLOR/TEXTURE FOR CAMOUFLAGE
IMAGINE JELLYFISH MERMAIDS
IMAGINE A SPERM WHALE MERMAID FIGHTING A GIANT SQUID MERMAID
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
OK.. so I think I am actually going to start working on / building this gender notification app. Here’s a really high level view of how I imagine it working:
- Accounts are going to be based on phone #s
- Once you create an account, you’ll be able to invite people to ‘view your gender’ by adding their phone number to list. When you do this they’ll get a text message (maybe customizable?) with more information.
- You’ll be able to send a text message to update your current name/pronouns (you’ll also be able to do this through a website of some kind)
- Your friends (that you’ve invited) will be able to send a text message to the service and get a response with your current name/pronoun (or go to a profile page that only people you’ve invited can see).
- They will also be able to “subscribe” to your gender - if they do this, they’ll automagically get text messages whenever you update your gender.
I’m also thinking about the ability to like.. create events? You could select some of your friends that you’re going to be hanging out with, how long you’ll be with them, and they’ll get a text message saying something like “reply to this to subscribe to your friend’s gender for the next X hours/days/whatever” so that they can get notifications while they’re with you, but they can stop if they’re not hanging out. (They’ll also always have the option of sending start and stop notification stuff..)
If you are not cis, and would use something like this, I would love to hear from you. I am cis, and while I have the technical skills to make an app like this, I absolutely cannot do this without your input. I have an idea of what *might* be useful, but the reality is that I can only guess.. so if you have suggestions (or would like to help me build this) please let me know :)
Avianna is away for a couple days, so I’m working on the gender notification app!